Dear Hogfather,
I have been very somewhat almost good this year. For Hogswatch I would like Mr. Jonathan Teatime. Wearing a bow on his head, please, and nothing else. I would like him to [something explicit]. Then I’d like him to pin me down and [something even more explicit]. Or maybe [something positively unnerving]. I never really thought I liked that kind of thing, but…
A deep, rattling sigh, like dead leaves skittering across a tomb. The bony hand slowly lowered the letter.
He was filling in for the Hogfather again this year, albeit under much more pleasant circumstances than the last time. The old fellow had simply wanted a
I'm surprised you people wanted to add that old picture of mine to your gallery. XD It was done back when I couldn't draw digitally yet. I'm certainly going to make another picture of him in the future and when I do, your group will be in my mind. It's good to see I'm not the only one who loves him.
Wow, really? A whole group for him? I like him, a picture of him I drew made it onto my wall at home. But a knife weilding Discworld character already stole my heart. The Watch, I'd imagine would be looking into that, haha.